They tell me i'm crazy but you told me i'm golden.

oh yess, the rows beginnnn.

well, the rows began ages ago; it wouldn’t be christmas without the joy of rows, but now it’s directed at me and it’s bloody annoying. fuck a duck at christmas time.

oh godd…why do i get blessed with the family from hell??!

they’re all bloody mental. i’m convinced my mum’s going to slaughter the whole lot of them, including those not present. i may kill myself first. hello to the joyous combination of wine, cider and bucks fizz. ughhhhh.

thank god that’s over.

roll on boxing day and we’ll do it all again with two new faces. ugh.

my head hurts, and my arm hurts, but i have some very nice presents including the funky polaroid printer and endless dvds and the jumper (lavvvv itttt) so i will shut up with my bratty whinging, be grateful for my lot, say a quick bon anniversaire to baby jesus and call it a day. phoof.

twas the night before christmas

and all through the house

not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.